I'm filling in for Lolo this year, but all us us bears - and the many other animals at Schloss Grenliksen - want to wish you all a very Happy Christmas! We hope you are well and happy, and we also hope the New Year brings you much honey and salmon, and other treats.
Take care! I'm off to finish the Christmas letter.
Thornfield here, updating you on the Christmas letter. Long-time readers will recall that normally Lolo write the annual Christmas letter, but this year Lolo is off on a big adventure.
Yes, that's right. Lolo, Stanley, and Wobie set out this fall for Redfish Lake, Idaho where it is rumored the owners are going to remodel and expand the lodge. The bears want to check the plans. Redfish Lake is wild and scenic country, and Lolo, Stanley, and Wobie were birthed and reared there, in the caves and crannies of the Sawtooth Mountains.
Frankly, they're worried about Redfish Lake, and the rest of us bears are worried about them. We were supposed to get postcards from them, but nothing yet.
We'll keep you posted, and I promise I'll get the Christmas letter out on time. I sure wish George and Louise would help out, though.
For all the Bears on your Christmas list, we'd like to suggest our new Electric Cave Heater. That's right - help your ursine friends this winter with a safe, convenient Electric Cave Heater. This wonderful invention, developed right here at Thornfield Manor, helps a bear stay toasty-warm during that long winter hibernation.
And there's still time to get one before Christmas! Bears are very traditional, and we celebrate Christmas according to the Olde Calendar - what you humans call Julian - so our Christmas is not until January 5th!
Hurry and order today! They are only $29.99, postpaid in the US. Just leave a note in the comments section and we'll get back to you.