For all the Bears on your Christmas list, we'd like to suggest our new Electric Cave Heater. That's right - help your ursine friends this winter with a safe, convenient Electric Cave Heater. This wonderful invention, developed right here at Thornfield Manor, helps a bear stay toasty-warm during that long winter hibernation.
And there's still time to get one before Christmas! Bears are very traditional, and we celebrate Christmas according to the Olde Calendar - what you humans call Julian - so our Christmas is not until January 5th!
Hurry and order today! They are only $29.99, postpaid in the US. Just leave a note in the comments section and we'll get back to you.
